M-Dizzle: Here it comes, I can feel the beat bumpin' When it drops down, then I'mma start jumpin' I'mma get stupid when the beat drops Not a little stupid, I be stupid a lot Pretty soon, I'mma lose all my self-control Pretty soon, I'll forget how to speak español Pass the mic to Toasty, time to pregame When the beat drops, I'mma go insane Toasty: Caught the mic, 'cause I got my dexterity Now I'mma rap full speed total clarity The message of this missive is our beats are too dope Make your brain drop like you hit Zeta, go prone I can feel it, the drop is coming So you better be prepared, be prepared for something When the bass hits, I'mma go insane And my raps might come off a tad inane Hook: When the beat drops, you know that I When the beat drops, you know that I When the beat drops, you know that I When the beat drops, you know that I Get stupid M-Dizzle: Yo, yo, guys, did you hear the beat drop? Now my IQ lower than a freezer pop And I ain't gonna stop, no I'm gonna twerk Hey, guys, do you know how magnets work? Guys, do you know what algebra be? When they mixing up those letters it confuses me. I'm forgetting everything all because of this beat Yo, my eyebrows, they on fleek Toasty: OMG, that drop was crazy and the song is still playin', yo, that's crazy The voice said bass, yo, that be crazy I wanna rap good, but my head gone lazy When the bass drops, I be less bright Like somebody put a lamp on my light Remember the world isn't what it seems Jet planes can't heal steel beams M-Dizzle: Party in the club like a sandwich Grains in my hat like a sand-witch I tripped in the club and I lost my herbal Now my heart hurts like a purple nurple Shy grindin' grain like my name Meek Mill Now my blood run thinner than an Advil pill My mixtape hot like tater-tots Put it in my mouth, oh (censored), burned myself

Toasty: I'm out for justice, haters out of my league You want yourself a hero, then jump on my team I'll be here for you through every single season Just hold for second; shout out to Legion Got responsibility and got great power I'm flying out the park, but they're stuck hittin' grounders It's not who I am but what I do that defines me And I'm burning up this track, that's how you know that I'm Toasty You light my fire, turned me 'to a human torch But I'll never burn down, of that you are assured So even when it's tough, kryptonite I can't ignore Clouds open up, you're the sun and I'm restored Why do I do this? 'Cause we all have had enough And when you fall, I want you to get picked up I want you to be strong, lift your head from your shoulders I know you can be brave, but not as brave as these soldiers Hook (Johanna Chevrier): I'll lift you up and fly away I'll take you back to yesterday I see you in this darkened night I'll grab your hand Together our love will ignite I'll be your hero x 4 M-Dizzle I think I’m the boy wonder 'cause you make me question I want to call this love and it just seems destined The way I see you, it is cinematic You walk in the room and then I start to panic I wanna go back, time travel, tell you how I feel Lift you up into my arms like my name Shaq Steel It feels like a dream, but I promise you it’s real I'm not a lawyer, but this my sex appeal You're not the villain of this love story, but you made my heart stop I'm not a carpenter, but I'mma make the sheet rock You're an angel in an unconvincing disguise What's the limit to my love, well I think it's the skies I know you're beautiful, a modern marvel I could never judge you, cause I wouldn't be impartial I'd love to be your hero, but you're already mine When our lips touch, imma go back in time Bridge (Johanna Chevrier): I know you are afraid I know you are alone I'll tell you don't worry I won't let you down I know you are searching You're looking for someone I'll tell you don't worry I won't let you down I'll be your hero

Toasty: I'm back and I'm hard, all the time At maximum hard, while I rhyme I'm super hard, gigapascal Max my hardness, no you're gonna pass out 'Cause you know I'm the hardest emcee ever Too hard to copy like MC Esher Too hard to swallow like a pile of rocks And I'm too hard to love like Mr. Spock And, yes, I go hard like some dried out bread And I'm double hard as the bones in your head I'm so hard, infused with diamonds that are like triple hard Trimonds I top the Mohs scale, too hard Diamond nanorods, got bars I am the hardest, by far But M-Dizzle and Toasty, we're on par Hook: We're so hard, we're getting harder We're so hard, almost too hard M-Dizzle: I'm hard like Legos, don't step on me I'm hard like old brownies, good recipe I'm hard like rocks, lots of rocks Not soft like socks, screw you socks I'm hard like the Eiffel Tower I'm hard like the Washington Monument I'll be hard and you know you'll never stop me I'm hard forever like Illuminati I live the hard like, I'm hard all the time Don't walk in on me, I've got the game on my mind I go to sleep and I'm hard, I wake up and I'm harder Been hard for four hours but don't need to see a doctor Goin' down that rabbit hole, don't need to see Alice I get hard with no help, you don't need to be jealous These tracks are on fire like I'm a Delorean In the school of hard knocks, I'm the valedicktorian

M-Dizzle Call me M-Dizzle 'cause my rhymes so hot they sizzle Grill 'em up with a triple blast of barbecue drizzle My wordplay so vibrant you can even taste a little bit of every word that I throw into every bone and sinew in you My flow's so hot if it were corn it would pop Pop and lock, cover it in butter, slide your way to the tippity top Mitt Romney, I'mma flippity flop, lickety-split, g-giggity God damn that girl's hot but I'm wishidy wash 'Cause I'm afraid of commitment, got a ring I do not You've got a Hummer but you're still not overcompensating Contemplating, you know I'm a genius and I ain't exaggerating Ladies say I'm sweet like candy, call me a Now and Later Chew on that a bit, that was a Nice Try, Haters White girls see me, they literally cannot Booty so fly, I'm an asstronaut. Hook: M-Dizzle and Toasty, cash in hand Got too much talent, and we're rollin' again We're so clever, drivin' in our Benz Movin' up so fast, yo, we've got the bends Toasty: We're so clever, yeah, we never finds our lines severed Don't capitulate, did you forget I'm a specter Yeah, so ghastly, I'm a ghosty So cold, you've got goosebumps, but I'm Toasty Dragonballs, oh, yes, I'm powering up Gonna spirit bomb you when three hours is up I've find my time like guessin', I made my own ascention And now according to Bohr I am in the superposition So don't look at me, I'm a basilisk I've got the highest Marx like a Bolshevik Yeah, I spit jokes and I never get serious No, Palpatine, I ain't gettin' Imperious I could rhyme forever, 'cause I'm just so furious Rappers may seem like me but they're inglorious Drop you into a pit, rumble in the jungle Infecting millions of people, 'cause I'm fungal

M-Dizzle: I'mma add that booty up like it’s a math class I'mma write that booty down like an addr-ass I'mma pass that booty long like it’s football I'mma burn that booty up like it's a cornball Turn that booty off like it's a lightbulb You could clean your dishes with it like it’s steel wool Ring the booty loud like liberty I'mma bring that booty back like history Fence that booty in, keep the dogs out Explain that booty loud ‘til there’s no doubt Invent that booty, profit like Edison Negotiate it cheap like Jefferson Overdraw dat ass like it's a bank account Booty ran against Bush, demand a recount Repeat that booty like I didn’t hear it right Blow that booty up, like dynamite Hook: Gonna make that booty Gotta make that booty Time to make that booty Yo, make that booty Toasty: Swimming with that booty like it's a dolphin Got chemistry with that booty, Dolph Lundgren. Wipe that booty off, like a chalkboard Haven't seen the booty in years, like a chalkboard So when I get bored, I find da booty Booty means attention, so give it to me. I got no patience, for empty statements Need some fresh booty in here, open the casement. Hop to the basement, booty looking like spaghetti Was your dad Little Caesar 'cause that booty hot and ready. Put the booty in a box, like it's takeout Watching the booty for hours, like a stakeout Wring that booty out as though it were a squeegee Get a 1 up on that booty,be'cause I'm Luigi. Make that booty into platinum, because I am a Beegee. Setting fire to the booty, 'cause I am Toasty Hook: Yo, make that booty Gotta make that booty Time to make that booty Gotta make that booty Please, make that booty Yeah, make that booty Time to make that booty Gotta get that booty

Toasty: Yo, like the 205, you better back up And my cash like start of Jenga, it's stacked up And I'm packed up, 'cause I'm moving the rap game forward Take the haters to a farm upstate, it's an orchard Yes, I'm killing off the competition, I'm merc'n And what you've got in your pants in fake, a merkin Other rappers run when I step to the podium 'Cause my rhymes explode like water on sodium My rhymes are like butter, good with everything And they cold like ice, I've got a tongue made of bling People try to get me to bow down to the man I'm not corporate, they don't understand Still they try to force me to be a McMascot I grimace And at the end of the day there'll be no winners when they Break me, make me use a McCain, they Barackin' me They say burns, I spit roast, they Morrocan me My rhymes are divine like a voice from the wilderness Can't taste my frosty rhymes, because you're deciduous I am a prodigy, I murder your progeny And I'll steal the spotlight, indicted for larceny You check out my beat, thinkin', "Oh, he's so cultured." Just carryin' my weight away from all of these vultures I hear rappers try to jack me with that cut and paste Got me goin' berzerk with all the slaps to the face But on the flipside I know it's a compliment That bein' me is the best way to rise up from the sediment Still there are enough of these me's who lack the expertise My image is a mortise, and they don't fit into it So while I'm crunchin' these numbers, and bumpin' these beats All other haters, need to stop frontin' at me I must be walkin' through a field 'cause all I see is posies Turn up the AC to find the real Toasty M-Dizzle: They say nice guys finish last, well I know I finish second And you could call me Ralph, 'cause I'm about to Wreck It I made this beat my beach, listen at your leisure And it'll will make you shake like you're Julius Seizure I dictate this rap game, I’m Kim Jong Too Ill All I got is profits, so you know this rap is god’s will My intelligence is massive, I’ve got a Ph-D Rhyme so hot, you know I’ve got the third degree I’ve got more stacks than a library I’ll turn you on and off like it’s binary My flow’s on fire, ‘cause that sex was too hot You know I make the beat drop like a jump shot. I could call you Shaq, ‘cause you’re hot but you’re icy. Call you a mannequin, ‘cause it’s posers that I see And I know what I’m saying might sound heinous, but I’m rapping faster than a spaceship on a straight path to Uranus And it's like Nemo, y'all can't find me, Dorothy Did you forget you're not in Oz, no way Like Nicki Minaj, I could take this beat three ways And if you knock me down, but I'll be back in three days I'll treat this beat like your mom, 'cause I'm about to nail it Oh, wait, I said your mom, I guess I'm gonna whale it You could be blind, but you'd still be feeling me I'll max out my skills and blow up like an RPG I'm about to evolve to Dar-win-again And I'm about to Du-mas, D'Artagnan Call me Jim Jones, 'cause I'm full of punch lines Want some mystery--meat me in the lunch line I've been stuck by lightning, droppin' Benjamins I might fight like Kane, but I'm just a Citizen I'm a humble guy, I never come first You be Galileo, I'm the center of this uni-verse

M-Dizzle: Yo, science, it’s full of hypotheses It's time to check these, test them daily like testes It’s just as I predicted, results aren’t surprising I checked out these charts, and it looks like we’re rising Got a side chick, so you know I’m multicellular And I’m gonna cause contractions, like I'm muscular I’m a volcano, I blew myself to the top My flows are low density, they rise up I’m gonna make that booty drop like gravity Make that booty bounce like gravity I’m attracted to that booty ‘cause gravity And when I start to orbit, she’ll be grabbin’ me I'll pass the mic to Toasty, ‘cause Ms. Linda’s lookin’ hot I’mma condensate that party, make it rain or nah I know it’s against the handbook, don’t be mad at me I’m not wrong but it’s about to get fallacy Toasty: Teacher Toasty, lightin' up this track Like the phosphate in weapons' fire lights up Iraq It's important to stay informed about the planet So you know who to blame when you learn about the damage The Soviet Union tried to do somethin' evil When they decided to starve the Ukrainian people Four million dead, without any gore No Holocaust, it's the Holodomor And now that find yourself, so knowledgy I think you're ready to hear about Scientology (please don't sue us) A scam played off as an alternate psychology It's got as much actual evidence as phrenology That was a racist science to support the craft So I'll move it on to some more fast facts In case you didn't know, two weeks is a fortnight This beat just took a bump of sulfur hexafluoride Prechorus: When you solve for x, it equals 420 When you solve for x, it equals 420 When you solve for x, it equals 420 Blaze it Hook: Magical world of learning Flying through the sky on a magic school blunt Listen to our music, kids, and do what we say We are influencing children Magical world of learning Flying through the sky on a magic school blunt Listen to our music and do what we say We are influencing children Toasty: 88 miles per hour will make you go back in time So obey the law kids, don't cross that line Hey, so let's do some fun experiments Can anyone prove that this is a true experience Add up the facts and get some adenine Add up the molecules and get denizine Make sure you don't lose it, drop to your knees All your cells be powered by ATP I fly from Krypton to Xenon, 'cause my power's nobles Got to take off into space, 'cause my mixtape went global I have a theory that I must exhale oxygen 'Cause my tracks ignite from the fuel I put in Puttin' in the hours, rap game a singularity I am the best, I'm positive, check my polarity I'm hilarity, on my searing rhymes Toasty got more acid than a bucket of limes M-Dizzle: I just got back, tested the big bang theory So beautiful, my eyes are getting’ teary My rhymes heatin’ up, like the climate is changing And I’mma overshadow that why the moon is waning Call me Galileo, 'cause they try to put me in jail Call them Edison, 'cause one more time they gonna fail Track's on fire, bet you fibo-not-see that coming I'mma make you stop in your tracks like Cool Runnin's Your hate pass through me like it's a neutrino You think that you're classy but you're just Maraschino I can see clearly like I just got Lasik My flow's acid, but it looks like you're basic Teachin' student science on this magical school blunt Discoverin' this knowledge like a magical treasure hunt High on science, also high on pot I'll be high forever and I think my mom knows

M-Dizzle: I go hard in the paint, like I'm Vincent Van Gogh I don't need to break the rules, not Henry Thoreau Like a playground, I'm gonna come out swinging I'mma beat you at sports 'til the sports bell's ringing You know it's summer, 'cause the gloves are off I play sports so hard, it's difficult to walk Like Neil Patrick Harris, keep my eye on the balls Sports strength on points 'til the sports ball hits the sports wall Puttin' on sports pants like this JC Penney 'Bout to run this sports game like I'm winning Got a ball in each hand, playing double sports I'mma bring the ball back like cargo shorts Dribble on the ball like my pillow when I wake up Lightin' up this court like a photoshoot with makeup 'Bout to go faster, 'cause I run in tights I'mma smash my opponents like Walter Dunkite Hook: We play sports and we get the points We know where to put the balls to get the points Toasty: Yo, just like Shaq, I can't make a cream soda Got my sports branding on, reppin' team Fruit Roll-Up Eyes on the balls, ready to act When the time's right, I'mma hit the sack And I'm roundin' up the point's 'cause they are not safe There's a child in this house, do you even have a brain Go you even got game, I know I got Yahtzee I've got a full house, but you're Joanie Loves Chachi Put my hands on the floor, gettin' that touchdown Your time's running out, so I call you a Dutch cow I'm cleanin' up the rap game like I'm playin' curling Mixtape got fungus so that's why it is burning I call you Edward Smith, 'cause you're gon' get wrecked Game can't hold me, give you that seventh inning stretch You know I sports so hard like Olympic ping pong And everyone is impressed when I go long

M-Dizzle: I got kegs on my left and kegs on my right I got a keg in each hand and I’m goin’ all night Playing Edward Keg-Hands, and I just won’t stop Keg after keg, got this party on lock Stackin’ kegs on my kegs like Legos Drinkin’ kegs so delicious like Eggos All my family into the Keg Keg Keg It’s in my genes to party all day day day And all night night night, I’m feeling right right right Two kegs in each hand like I’m Walter Crunkite Finish one keg now I’m on to the next one Keep on kegging ‘til the rising sun And then keg some more like you’ve got nothing to lose Keg all day, you’ve got nothing to prove Keg stand tall like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Team keg for life and you know I’m never stoppin’ Hook: Keg's got me high like a kegstronaut Float up in the sky, 'cause I'm too hot Toasty: Yo wait a minute 'cause I'm 'bout to get up in this business Burnin through the track like that fire out your back Watch out! Can't see where I'm heading Got kegs in my arms, ready for a country wedding Drink so much, call me a camel Only from kegs, call me a kegel I'm so thirsty, time grab another barrel Gonna take away my kegs? Yo don't make me bagel I'm getting sloshed like a boat on the sea I'm Edward Keg Hands, I topped your 40 The party people love me 'cause they know what's up When I stepped on the scene, filled 496 cups Yo don't worry that I seem to have lost my balance My only problem is I need to drink more gallons In the event that I spill my drinks while I swerve There's a keg on my face, call it my Steelhead Reserve

Toasty: Call me Darth Vader, 'cause I'm on the force And I am a ghost last seen in the forest Baddies see me, say, "Oh, no! He's coming for us." Try to shoot me down, but my body be porous Just like Horus, I've got the symbol of protection Badge on my chest, police my profession Spookin' up the jail-house, like we scared straight Floatin' into the classroom, got to educate Cruisin' with the dead, like we're bringing back Victorian Don't forget, we're dead, fresh from the crematorium You are what you eat, that's that old lick Always chowin' on Spam, so that's why I'm a pig Made detective, the criminal detector Can't hide from me, I'm the inspecter Better back down, 'cause I'm on my beat It's only logical that Toasty be the heat Hook (David Olson) Criminals beware, the ghost cops are here We're floatin' through your hood, the ghost cops are near We're bustin' through your doors and we're stoppin' crime You'd better run away or you're gonna be fined M-Dizzle Try to rob a bank, but I'll float through the walls I'mma catch you quick, and then I'll hang with Saint Paul I'm a ghost cop, make no mistake Or I'll arrest you and eat some angel food cake Bullets can't stop me, I'm a ghost cop Handcuffs can't stop me but they'll put you on lock Used to be a real OG, now I'm in the PD, Y'all can't stop me, I'm the greatest emcee Pirating, I'll arrest you Loitering, I'll arrest you Pop a cap in that butt and I'll arrest you Everything you say can, may, and will be held against you Witnesses agree, you can't contest No matter what you say, you'll be under arrest I got no mercy and I take no prisoners Actually, wait. I do take prisoners. (skit) Sir, I need you to calm down. Okay? Alright, I need you to put your hands behind your head slowly-- Okay, he's moving his hands. He's got a gun. Holy (censored)! He's got a gun. Alright, everyone, don't worry. False alarm. Looks like he did not have a gun. We're all safe. Don't worry, we're the police-- Oh, no! He's moving again. Oh, (censored)! Okay again, everybody, don't worry. Second false alarm. Looks like he wasn't moving and he didn't have a gun. Don't worry, the police are in control. We're the police. The ghost police.