Toasty:

Call me Darth Vader, 'cause I'm on the force
And I am a ghost last seen in the forest
Baddies see me, say, "Oh, no! He's coming for us."
Try to shoot me down, but my body be porous

Just like Horus, I've got the symbol of protection
Badge on my chest, police my profession
Spookin' up the jail-house, like we scared straight
Floatin' into the classroom, got to educate

Cruisin' with the dead, like we're bringing back Victorian
Don't forget, we're dead, fresh from the crematorium
You are what you eat, that's that old lick
Always chowin' on Spam, so that's why I'm a pig

Made detective, the criminal detector
Can't hide from me, I'm the inspecter
Better back down, 'cause I'm on my beat
It's only logical that Toasty be the heat


Hook (David Olson)

Criminals beware, the ghost cops are here
We're floatin' through your hood, the ghost cops are near
We're bustin' through your doors and we're stoppin' crime
You'd better run away or you're gonna be fined


M-Dizzle


Try to rob a bank, but I'll float through the walls
I'mma catch you quick, and then I'll hang with Saint Paul
I'm a ghost cop, make no mistake
Or I'll arrest you and eat some angel food cake

Bullets can't stop me, I'm a ghost cop
Handcuffs can't stop me but they'll put you on lock
Used to be a real OG, now I'm in the PD,
Y'all can't stop me, I'm the greatest emcee

Pirating, I'll arrest you
Loitering, I'll arrest you
Pop a cap in that butt and I'll arrest you
Everything you say can, may, and will be held against you

Witnesses agree, you can't contest
No matter what you say, you'll be under arrest
I got no mercy and I take no prisoners
Actually, wait. I do take prisoners.


(skit)

Sir, I need you to calm down. Okay?

Alright, I need you to put your hands behind your head slowly--

Okay, he's moving his hands. He's got a gun. Holy (censored)! He's got a gun.

Alright, everyone, don't worry. False alarm. Looks like he did not have a gun. We're all safe.

Don't worry, we're the police--

Oh, no! He's moving again. Oh, (censored)!

Okay again, everybody, don't worry. Second false alarm. Looks like he wasn't moving and he didn't have a gun.

Don't worry, the police are in control. We're the police.

The ghost police.