Keg Keg Keg

from Fire Emoji x 100 by M-Dizzle and Toasty

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lyrics

M-Dizzle:

I got kegs on my left and kegs on my right
I got a keg in each hand and I’m goin’ all night
Playing Edward Keg-Hands, and I just won’t stop
Keg after keg, got this party on lock

Stackin’ kegs on my kegs like Legos
Drinkin’ kegs so delicious like Eggos
All my family into the Keg Keg Keg
It’s in my genes to party all day day day

And all night night night, I’m feeling right right right
Two kegs in each hand like I’m Walter Crunkite
Finish one keg now I’m on to the next one
Keep on kegging ‘til the rising sun

And then keg some more like you’ve got nothing to lose
Keg all day, you’ve got nothing to prove
Keg stand tall like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Team keg for life and you know I’m never stoppin’

Hook:

Keg's got me high like a kegstronaut
Float up in the sky, 'cause I'm too hot

Toasty:

Yo wait a minute 'cause I'm 'bout to get up in this business
Burnin through the track like that fire out your back
Watch out! Can't see where I'm heading
Got kegs in my arms, ready for a country wedding

Drink so much, call me a camel
Only from kegs, call me a kegel
I'm so thirsty, time grab another barrel
Gonna take away my kegs? Yo don't make me bagel

I'm getting sloshed like a boat on the sea
I'm Edward Keg Hands, I topped your 40
The party people love me 'cause they know what's up
When I stepped on the scene, filled 496 cups

Yo don't worry that I seem to have lost my balance
My only problem is I need to drink more gallons
In the event that I spill my drinks while I swerve
There's a keg on my face, call it my Steelhead Reserve

credits

from Fire Emoji x 100, released February 25, 2016

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