M-Dizzle:

Yo, science, it’s full of hypotheses
It's time to check these, test them daily like testes
It’s just as I predicted, results aren’t surprising
I checked out these charts, and it looks like we’re rising

Got a side chick, so you know I’m multicellular
And I’m gonna cause contractions, like I'm muscular
I’m a volcano, I blew myself to the top
My flows are low density, they rise up

I’m gonna make that booty drop like gravity
Make that booty bounce like gravity
I’m attracted to that booty ‘cause gravity
And when I start to orbit, she’ll be grabbin’ me

I'll pass the mic to Toasty, ‘cause Ms. Linda’s lookin’ hot
I’mma condensate that party, make it rain or nah
I know it’s against the handbook, don’t be mad at me
I’m not wrong but it’s about to get fallacy


Toasty:

Teacher Toasty, lightin' up this track
Like the phosphate in weapons' fire lights up Iraq
It's important to stay informed about the planet
So you know who to blame when you learn about the damage

The Soviet Union tried to do somethin' evil
When they decided to starve the Ukrainian people
Four million dead, without any gore
No Holocaust, it's the Holodomor

And now that find yourself, so knowledgy
I think you're ready to hear about Scientology (please don't sue us)
A scam played off as an alternate psychology
It's got as much actual evidence as phrenology

That was a racist science to support the craft
So I'll move it on to some more fast facts
In case you didn't know, two weeks is a fortnight
This beat just took a bump of sulfur hexafluoride


Prechorus:

When you solve for x, it equals 420
When you solve for x, it equals 420
When you solve for x, it equals 420
Blaze it


Hook:

Magical world of learning
Flying through the sky on a magic school blunt
Listen to our music, kids, and do what we say
We are influencing children

Magical world of learning
Flying through the sky on a magic school blunt
Listen to our music and do what we say
We are influencing children


Toasty:

88 miles per hour will make you go back in time
So obey the law kids, don't cross that line
Hey, so let's do some fun experiments
Can anyone prove that this is a true experience

Add up the facts and get some adenine
Add up the molecules and get denizine
Make sure you don't lose it, drop to your knees
All your cells be powered by ATP

I fly from Krypton to Xenon, 'cause my power's nobles
Got to take off into space, 'cause my mixtape went global
I have a theory that I must exhale oxygen
'Cause my tracks ignite from the fuel I put in

Puttin' in the hours, rap game a singularity
I am the best, I'm positive, check my polarity
I'm hilarity, on my searing rhymes
Toasty got more acid than a bucket of limes


M-Dizzle:

I just got back, tested the big bang theory
So beautiful, my eyes are getting’ teary
My rhymes heatin’ up, like the climate is changing
And I’mma overshadow that why the moon is waning

Call me Galileo, 'cause they try to put me in jail
Call them Edison, 'cause one more time they gonna fail
Track's on fire, bet you fibo-not-see that coming
I'mma make you stop in your tracks like Cool Runnin's

Your hate pass through me like it's a neutrino
You think that you're classy but you're just Maraschino
I can see clearly like I just got Lasik
My flow's acid, but it looks like you're basic

Teachin' student science on this magical school blunt
Discoverin' this knowledge like a magical treasure hunt
High on science, also high on pot
I'll be high forever and I think my mom knows