This is M-Dizzle here to answer the question you've all been asking: M-Dizzle, do you have a car? Why I have more than one car. Take that, haters. My car's got names for all the the things I use it to do Now I'mma go through 'em like I've got nothin' to lose Yo Call it a whip 'cause I use it to hit prostitutes I'm like drivin' like Trevor Phillips on the main route I call it Snoop Dogg 'cause it's rollin' on the daily I'm drivin' to your house just to make you pay me I call my ride Trojan 'cause it saves me Magnum 'cause it feels amazing Crash test ratings higher than Bob Marley You can thank God I don't drive a Harley The only thing I shoot off is drive-bys No unwanted compliments will fly Women should have the right to take strides Without catcalls 'bout their thighs This isn't the 1930s Why do you have the right to talk dirty When she obviously isn't flirting Get back or I'll shoot ya No mercy Yo I'll murder you I'll blast you to the past Where you act like you at and no one will glance At the discrimination you show Come on, step up to my level My car's sexier than yours, perception What happens in the backseat, that's called conception I got rims on my rims, rimception and I got a driver's license, now that is no question Leather seats bumpin' clever beats Ladies losin' sleep, ruin sheets to the thought of me But I won't cheat, even though I'm afraid of commitment Yeah, that's right I'm afraid of losing someone I love So I push you away, take a sip of that bub Could anyone handle me for their whole life I don't believe anyone could be my wife We couldn't last 'til death do us apart Because I'm so damn unfeeling there'd be no start No relationship could happen I'm sorry baby, it's over Ended My car's sexier than yours, perception What happens in the backseat, that's called conception I got rims on my rims, rimception and I got a driver's license, now that is no question I've got a Benz, smooth like moccasins Shiny rims, not Tiny Tim's 'Cause Tiny Tim was poor And I don't want to make you sore 'Cause I'm not sore since I don't have to walk places My engine feels like it's made of silk So smooth, fresh air like a new kilt The cupholders are just the right size To fit my phone into, that's pretty nice It's got one more really nice feature One that'll blow out my speakers Ready to hear it Yo the tape deck is pretty on point Put it in, unrolls like a joint Music playin' off the stereo So y'all know I'm ready to go Yo, I'm rapping bars about my sexy cars But I'm not parking far, I'm handicapping You try to slap me, but you can't catch me 'cause I drive my car in the fastlane That's right I got sick flow but I don't ride slow I'm fast I'm ready to go You about to get passed I'll Race her to the finish line I Always come in first Then I come in second What! M-Dizzle, out! That was a nice try, haters.

Okay Hello, baby it was nice to meet ya Let me tell you right now how I'mma treat ya Like a feature, baby reach around your body So I can squeeze ya closer to me at the movies You're the main event. A perfect ten out of five and every second we spend makes me feel so alive. We could be Bonnie and Clyde, two partners in crime. Compared to you, other girls don't even look like they're trying You're so fine. No denying that you're one of a kind. You've got the lights, camera, action. I just want to divide your legs like a fraction. Take my breath away, I'm gaspin'. I won't hide my feelings anymore, no maskin'. Take my pain away like an asprin. You're the winning lotto ticket, now I want to cash in. I see the smoke in your eyes, like we're camping. Girl, you've got me filled with passion, let's make this happen. One glance away, is all I need. I can see you're on fire. I know what you want. I know you want me. I can see the smoke rising. Smoke signals on the air tonight. Hey baby, are you religious? 'Cause you look like a god Is it time for sacrifice? Slaughter a pig on this lawn Oh, that doesn't impress you? Just know I'm getting paid I'm a real nice gay and tonight I'm gettin' laid Dang, girl/are you my mixtape 'Cause you're so damn hot You're just gonna walk away? You friendzoning biatch 'I'm a nice guy I respect women unless/they reject me Follow them until/they can see that everything in their fantasies Can be satisfied/by finding me See, see I'm on my knees Just like you will be Because/as a woman/your job is to satisfy me And when I'm friendly You should reciprocate With some sexy time I initiate And it might seem obscene and ridiculous but just know that I actually believe this One glance your way, is all I need I can see you're on fire. I know what you want. I know you want me. I can see the smoke rising. Smoke signals on the airtonight. Tonight, I catch a whiff of something, of ash in the air, while the beat is bumping. I look to the East, see the clouds rising, I think that seduction is localizing. I feel like the Dresden Cathedral, on the dance floor surrounded by people, 'Cause my eyes have seen the glory, of this bombshell coming straight for me. So, I try to bust out my charm, "You got me through the heart, girl, you Cupid's firearm?" This our First Contact, and you're the Queen You want to command me, I'm your machine. You strut like Paradise, catching my gaze, You don't just smolder, you a full blaze. I'm Odysseus, and you are my siren I knew that you wanted me from on the horizon. One glance your way, is all I need I can see you're on fire. I know what you want. I know you want me. I can see the smoke rising. Smoke signals on the air. Smoke signals on the air tonight.

I grew up on these streets/they made me Labels/they just can't contain me I won't bow to the corporate power This is my finest hour Grew up on the streets of Stockton Gunshots is the only option Cops runnin' at me/y'all best stop them Going back to jail just ain't gon' happen I roll up to the club/ladies love my swagger They sip a little bub/they gon' want me later Then I take 'em home/down the dumbwaiter I know 15 minutes ain't always the greater Allstate leaves you with some sweet satisfaction Geico rolls over/falls asleep then that's done Allstate cares enough to take their time You know when they finish/you'll be sippin' white wine Chorus: I grew up on these streets/they made me Labels/they just can't contain me I won't bow to the corporate power This is my finest hour These streets raised me/Allstate it saved me It gave me security/I truly trust thee I know I'm in good hands I'm ready to take a stand/against these posers 'Cause all I know's that no one is gonna hurt me Allstate can save me/give back my dignity Cops can test me/but they can't best me 'Cause Allstate's in my backseat In my hometown of Compton I was born fightin'/killin' and robbin' Imma real thug sellin' drugs makin' paper Shoot you with a slug for my fave homie Nathan I don't bow down to the fed/make 'em chase me I don't slow down/ they gon' ma frickin' hate me They can try to catch me but I'm going full speedy Gone's all us hood rats/can't teach me I got my car shot up in a drive by Tires slashed/headlights smashed Nice try You can touch my car but you can't touch my paycheck You can smash my windows/can't make me angry Damage covered by my homie Allstate Low monthly payments/covers rentals/don't hate me Nothing you can do will hurt me/Allstate's got my back That's truth, see Chorus I grew up in Detroit/in the fast lane Hustlin' for cash/got me rich like crazy I got a couple Benz in my fancy garage Got a couple honeys in tow/no mirage Don't pay taxes on my money/it's illegal Launder it to cover my people I'm sellin' drugs/prices are low, low, low Got a cover business sellin' Ho-Ho hoes So rich/so fly So fresh/so clean Money on my mind and money in my dreams I'm floatin' in my yacht/spendin' hella cash You wanna come at me/better watch your back Y'all can't touch me/I've got safety Sink my boat/yo Allstate saves me Tough times/I know how to cope Boat insurance/it keeps me afloat You can sink my boat/can't sink my cash 'Cause Allstate's got my back Chorus Now, y'all might not believe me Grew up in shy town/right next to Yeezy I'm getting hella famous/people wanna be me Try to shut 'em down/I don't like what I see Poppin' caps/pullin' gats Nothin' stoppin these crazy cats So I cock it back and knock 'em flat Lyin' back/brains a'splat Cornered/gun's a blazin' Crap I don't worry 'cause Allstate is covering me with Identity Restoration Coverage No problems because I trust them Try to steal my house, my car, my boat, my hoes Even steal my life/Allstate knows How to bring me back into the spotlight Get ready to fight for my right to be better than the rest of these rappers these posers Who knows who they can hurt Mayhem is everywhere Taste it in the air Choking on your prayer Wondering how do they care About your life your job your car your wife your loving mom Stop They don't Allstate cares You know they'll be there Ready to give you a platform So you don't have to conform To their illusions No forgone conclusions Chorus

Smack Dat Got a hoe in each hand like I'm makin' mashed potatoes Got one mo' on demand call her booty Comcast Cable I just got to meet some pretty nice ladies Suggestin' a threesome it's gettin' shady Just about to get some but first I got to get faded Come on hit some/let's get crazy Needle in my arm/heroin can't do much harm It's rushin' right through my veins/time to turn on all my charm Two ladies lie on top/call me Tempu-freakin'-pedic They so satisfied/you can call me bed 'n breakfast Got five stars from these ladies and a spoon full of black tar Stab it right into my leg/run out of veins in my arm 'Cause I'm about to smack dat Hit dat/cock it back/click clack High so sweet like a mother freakin' Kit Kat Veins collapse quick like I'm screamin' off a snowy cliff Body crashing in like a mother freakin' avalanche Threesome is over/feelin' pretty sticky So I need somethin' to get me feeling less icky HEROIN Running through my veins like a marathon Twenty-six miles yo it's/hella long Nothin's gonna stop my partyin' all night Nothin' but this heroin can feel so right Sex with all the women/that the straight truth So many home runs/better call me Babe Ruth I've almost run of veins, but can't let that stop me I've got one left, but it isn't that sexy I don't know if I should do this But I think it will be worth it Just one prick/one time/can't hurt much Sorry, genitals We've got the only vein left/now let's go 'Cause I'm about to smack dat Hit dat/cock it back/click clack High so sweet like a mother freakin' Kit Kat Veins collapse quick like I'm screamin' off a snowy cliff Body crashing in like a mother freakin' avalanche I'm about to do i-- That felt incredible and I know I'm about to blow out your freaking stereo Ready/here I go Feelin' so high like KA Jabaar Careen off the street like Vin Diesel's car High like a kite on the tail of an aero plane Crackas lookin' on like I'm mother freaking insane More I think about it/the less I think shootin' heroin in my junk/wasn't that neat This party life isn't really working out for me I should probably go home and just smoke some weed Plus I just found out that those ladies from the threesome Happen to be pregnant with my four-sons That's right two pairs of twins I can't believe this is happenin' My life is ruined, by these bundles of joy I've got to tell everyone the moral of this story In life you might want to be the meanest But it's not worth sticking heroin in your penis Don't do drugs

I sleep in a bed of cash each night I'm like Jordan Belfort but on the mic I got honeys, cocaine, and I don't need Rogaine My flow so sweet I'm getting Willy Wonka money All this because I grew up to be a rapper And as I build up my rapport Other crackas be evaporating into the background All other rappers be hidebound Antagonize me/but I'm trying bound to seek out new ground With this new mountain of sound that other rappers can't surmount To go where no rapper has ever been before And I implore you listen to me explore And restore the game to where it should be Like Sacagawea I am translating This rap game into whatever you're playing Whole Foods is callin' my name/like M-Dizzle Wanna come to down to my store/fo-shizzle Grab up my umbrella/slight drizzle Always be prepared/cock my pistol Strollin' through the aisles when somethin' catches my eye Is that a cheesecake I spy Three layers of chocolate with some nuts on top Grab a couple o' plates/yo I call the shots Organic macaroni and some vegan bologna So much freaking grain/feels like a horror movie Sprouts to the maximum Organic soap is latherin' Splatter carnivores in blood 'cause eatin' meat is murderin' Toss a few more items right into my cart Save so many animals/it's like Noah's ark What's a GMO/yo I'm in the dark But I'm still gonna protest/don't start Time to check out/go home and eat So much food/my coffers be replete Resuable bags packed/my receipt Check the balance/what is this deceit Over four hundered dollars for a week's worth of food I'm a hardcore rapper/but this money/I'm screwed Is this a scam or some kinda sick joke Whole Foods makes me feel like a thick bloke Who has no hope of eating healthily Not with prices risin' so stealthily Organic is a self-regulated industry So it's questionable any of this is trustworthy Always buy organic/maybe that's true If you knew you were eating organic food But where we are/there's no proof of that You're paying double for an equivalent product We're at Taco Bell/oh no you saw us Got a smug look on your face/tasting sawdust Here's the thing Some day I'mma be next to you In the hospital bed IVs and tubes And I'm gonna turn my wrinkled little head Right before I take my last little breath And I'm gonna whisper right into your earphones How were those Kale chips? Yo

Yo, it's Toasty, never lowkey Shapeshift from a fish, I'm Loki. You think you're bad, you think you'r Thor, play a trick on you, yon't talk no more. I take command, like Riker, Score like Ronaldo, I'm striker. I'm Enterprising, I'm supersizing, All my lyrics be hypnotizing. Call me Franz Mesmer 'Cause I'm always suggestive Use my animal magnetism Y'all know what the rest is. I'm Yggdrasil, the world tree Yo I hold it together My raps are so informative, better call me professor Throw it back to my roots; shout out to Leegin I'm on top, like Xavier, but I'm the author not the fiction You can call me Feist, 'cause I'm building it up, and I'm breaking it down. Oracle of Aal, 'cause I know lots and I'm way underground. I'm Dr. Manhattan Invincible not by choice So battle me, if you dare, you Daredevil can't take my voice Toasty drops rhymes like a cloud drops rain, and it's natural that Toasty gets all his acclaim. We're so clever We should be detectives We're like pigs Did you catch the reference x2 It's the first of the month I'mma B-Rabbit, Rabbit Like a young Eminem wearing twenty-four carats But you don't get the carrot/dog/I'mma give you the stick Pull a David Fisher/prepare you for a casket Y'all claim I'm overcompensating But I'm understating Every word that I am saying Each verse is emasculating Your society Encapsulating just why I sing Get ready to hear my freedom ring This is a battle rap for all y'all haters I've got a tank aimed at/all y'all traitors So get ready for a bombshell/shot from my pen right through this paper You better beware/I'll break your heart/words sharp as razors Invading your mind and persuading each time to listen and memorize every rhyme 'Cause this is my moment I'm gonna be shining like Stanley Kubrick/ahead of my time It's barely started this isn't one time/my partner in crime and I gonna climb to the top and we ain't going to stop until every rapper around us has flopped We're so clever We should be detectives We're like pigs Did you catch the reference x2

Confessions, friends I got a lot to say And not all of this is going to go my way I don't want to tell this truth/but I know I hav'ta It's my duty as the realest rappa Number One: Santa isn't real I just found this out a couple days ago It's mind blowing when you think about it I mean how could he deliver all them presents But M-Dizzle/what about the elves Yeah, turns out they also aren't real I went to Google Earth/looked up the North Pole Turns out it's mostly water and a couple of seals What about the reindeer/hate to break your heart But they don't exist either/do you got any smarts Screw you science/for telling us lies But I'm glad I got the truth out/just in time We cannot hide, We cannot hide, Our secrets. We cannot hide, these secrets anymore. And so we tell My confessions, I'm not made of Toast, and of all the drinks, I fear Coke the most. I'm not, selling jokes this is serious, I only have one eye, Nick Furious-ly Trying to save the world, 'cause I think the skies fallin' And also, my role model? Joseph Stalin. I wish that I lived in a Communist utopia 'Cause Capitalist Pigs, are my phobia. All the hair upon my head, yeah you know that's Rogain Always ask for Hank Hill when I buy Propane Do drugs with homies, snort that Bro-Caine When I'm eating out get gluten free No Grain! Got paid with a check one time, so I threw it to the floor 'cause I wanna see it bounce. I's on Westside of Portland lookin for an elevator take me uptown. I'm so embarrassed, and feeling garish, I wanna parish, from telling you all these true confessions. We cannot hide, We cannot hide, Our se-crets. We cannot hide, We cannot hide, Our secrets. We cannot hide, Our secrets anymore, That's why we told Confessions To You.

This is a song about my ex-girlfriend I won't say her name/I won't offend But I've only really dated one girl So it won't be too hard to see through My veiled descriptions I used to think she was pretty attractive But now my disgust is retroactive I can't imagine kissing her on the mouth I just hear her yell out/scream and shout M-Dizzle/you can't be emotional It makes it so hard to get close to you Well maybe if you stopped inventing problems And took some time to think about solutions to the stuff you're causin' Take some time to breathe And think before you f--ing speak Then maybe you wouldn't be screaming I just took time to brush my teeth I need some space to come out from under your deceit Been barely three weeks and already you f--ing cheat Just for the record/I broke up with her Not to do so would have been really absurd Even my own parents suggested it So you know that it is superbly legit I mean/seriously/she'd named our kids It's been two weeks/god forbid We wait a little bit Get to know each other Come on/I'll take the hint She wanted to name our daughter Elyson E-L-Y-S-O-N She didn't consult me I didn't like the name She'd decided it with her last boyfriend And she thought it would make sense to carry it over into her new relationship With a new person Who she's been barely been dating two weeks I mean What the hell That's ridiculously self-centered And stupid And clingy And really rushing things Who does that I know none of this relationship can be my fault I can't read that deep inside that vault She calls a mind To know what to say at just the right time To make her happy/I'm supposed to be her lifeline Is there anything I could have done Anything under the sun I would done it I would have saved us I would have made us Into what we said we could be Each night cuddled up right next to the TV And I don't miss a thing And I don't need to be With someone else to feel complete But I can't help but feel a little bit of longing for what could have been But I know that's wrong to miss something so absolutely wretched I have no regrets I would have broken up again 'cause none that was worth it It needed to end And now you need to admit that maybe it wasn't me It was both of us working together to be apart A part of something greater A world where we aren't lovers And I am enjoying this distance like no other Because I finally let myself stop being smothered By that thing you called love while I just shuddered

I open up the doors/time to get this club bumpin' Fake ID in my hand/I'm frontin' I still feel sad about my ex-girlfriend Time to drown out my feelings in something harder than gin I take a shot of everclear/pass it on to Toasty It's time to make this club/a little bit smokey Now we're crossfaded and I'm lovin' life Except my ex-girlfriend/wanted her to be my wife Hey lady/pickup line She isn't feelin' it Tries to take my dime Yo lady that's my/cocaine Try to steal it/insane So I pull out my cutlass ready to cut a lass When I'm done/'bout to go home and cuddle ass When I realize/I don't have a girlfriend I need something to drown out these feelins Not gin/not vodka I need somethin' a little bit/stronger I need something/clear as ever/in case that wasn't clear It's everclear Everclear/more everclear Shots on shots on shots on shots of freaking everclear Eyes glassy/see through like everclear 'Bout to throw up/don't care/everclear Yo/I feel a little tipsy I don't even know what I'm thinking I can't be that drunk/only had 12 shots I'm not gonna puke not on my watch(whilst vomiting) Yo pass the mic to Toasty Yo/you don't that look good Yushuseeactur It's Toasty/caught the mic from M-Dizzle Time for solidarity/shots for my bro I'll take a little sip right now Tastes like battery acid goin' down Doesn't matter/I'm doin' this for him I'll take three more shots/and some gin Woah, that was harsh I don't know where to start Woooooords

M-Dizzle and Toasty, yeah we all about the paper, Also, we're dead, we ghosts, made of vapor. We tried to get on that party lyfe, But, it was more fatal than a laser shark with a knife. Doctoring Evil for ourselves, no plans, Booze was bad for health, and our wallets, and our fans. I died with my mouth full of my lunch, Food came back around for another munch, munch. Now I am a spirit, I float across the waters, and Though I'm bone cold, my music's getting hotter. Patrick Swayze, not alive, but I'm livin' it. Take the rap game by force with my Roadhouse Kicks. Don't worry, no I can't make contact But I got myself a medium, yeah, I'm on that. Give you goosebumps, writing in braille, and dishing out raps from far beyond the pale. Yeah, we ghosts, son, get with this, We got no blood, we from the Crypts. We might be ghosts but as rappers we're the realest Can't get sick but you know we're still the illest Got ethereal swagger/I'm a ghost on fleek What's that on my head/damn right/it's a sheet Float up in yo' crib/this is my ghost town 'Cause by the laws of physics/I am no longer bound I'll take your homie into the backyard And I'll make him speak Latin backwards Your words go right through me/just like your bullets Being incorporeal has got its benefits You can't stop me/anymore I'm floatin' through your walls/right in your doors I'm impressive/possessive/and I'm made entirely of ectoplasm My soul's not in hell/I'm standing above the chasm I've got nothing left to prove/you know I'm the greatest Look back at this beat/I've already killed it Yeah, we ghosts, son, get with this, We got no blood, we from the Crypts. Ghost Dance! Yeah, we ghosts, son, get with this, We got no blood, we from the Crypts.