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M-Dizzle:

I go hard in the paint, like I'm Vincent Van Gogh
I don't need to break the rules, not Henry Thoreau
Like a playground, I'm gonna come out swinging
I'mma beat you at sports 'til the sports bell's ringing

You know it's summer, 'cause the gloves are off
I play sports so hard, it's difficult to walk
Like Neil Patrick Harris, keep my eye on the balls
Sports strength on points 'til the sports ball hits the sports wall

Puttin' on sports pants like this JC Penney
'Bout to run this sports game like I'm winning
Got a ball in each hand, playing double sports
I'mma bring the ball back like cargo shorts

Dribble on the ball like my pillow when I wake up
Lightin' up this court like a photoshoot with makeup
'Bout to go faster, 'cause I run in tights
I'mma smash my opponents like Walter Dunkite


Hook:

We play sports and we get the points
We know where to put the balls to get the points


Toasty:

Yo, just like Shaq, I can't make a cream soda
Got my sports branding on, reppin' team Fruit Roll-Up
Eyes on the balls, ready to act
When the time's right, I'mma hit the sack

And I'm roundin' up the point's 'cause they are not safe
There's a child in this house, do you even have a brain
Go you even got game, I know I got Yahtzee
I've got a full house, but you're Joanie Loves Chachi

Put my hands on the floor, gettin' that touchdown
Your time's running out, so I call you a Dutch cow
I'm cleanin' up the rap game like I'm playin' curling
Mixtape got fungus so that's why it is burning

I call you Edward Smith, 'cause you're gon' get wrecked
Game can't hold me, give you that seventh inning stretch
You know I sports so hard like Olympic ping pong
And everyone is impressed when I go long

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from Fire Emoji x 100, released February 25, 2016

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M-Dizzle and Toasty Walla Walla, Washington

We are the most super-hardcore amateur rappers in the Walla Walla Valley and possibly everywhere else too.

If you want us to sell out, please contact us. We would be happy to change everything about us for money.

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