Smack Dat

Got a hoe in each hand like I'm makin' mashed potatoes
Got one mo' on demand call her booty Comcast Cable

I just got to meet some pretty nice ladies
Suggestin' a threesome it's gettin' shady
Just about to get some but first I got to get faded
Come on hit some/let's get crazy

Needle in my arm/heroin can't do much harm
It's rushin' right through my veins/time to turn on all my charm
Two ladies lie on top/call me Tempu-freakin'-pedic
They so satisfied/you can call me bed 'n breakfast
Got five stars from these ladies and a spoon full of black tar
Stab it right into my leg/run out of veins in my arm

'Cause I'm about to smack dat
Hit dat/cock it back/click clack
High so sweet like a mother freakin' Kit Kat
Veins collapse quick like I'm screamin' off a snowy cliff
Body crashing in like a mother freakin' avalanche

Threesome is over/feelin' pretty sticky
So I need somethin' to get me feeling less icky

HEROIN
Running through my veins like a marathon
Twenty-six miles yo it's/hella long

Nothin's gonna stop my partyin' all night
Nothin' but this heroin can feel so right
Sex with all the women/that the straight truth
So many home runs/better call me Babe Ruth

I've almost run of veins, but can't let that stop me
I've got one left, but it isn't that sexy
I don't know if I should do this
But I think it will be worth it
Just one prick/one time/can't hurt much

Sorry, genitals
We've got the only vein left/now let's go

'Cause I'm about to smack dat
Hit dat/cock it back/click clack
High so sweet like a mother freakin' Kit Kat
Veins collapse quick like I'm screamin' off a snowy cliff
Body crashing in like a mother freakin' avalanche

I'm about to do i--

That felt incredible and I know I'm about to blow out your freaking stereo
Ready/here I go

Feelin' so high like KA Jabaar
Careen off the street like Vin Diesel's car
High like a kite on the tail of an aero plane
Crackas lookin' on like I'm mother freaking insane

More I think about it/the less I think
shootin' heroin in my junk/wasn't that neat
This party life isn't really working out for me
I should probably go home and just smoke some weed

Plus I just found out that those ladies from the threesome
Happen to be pregnant with my four-sons
That's right two pairs of twins
I can't believe this is happenin'

My life is ruined, by these bundles of joy
I've got to tell everyone the moral of this story
In life you might want to be the meanest
But it's not worth sticking heroin in your penis

Don't do drugs