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This song is a great way to teach kids about the dangers of alcohol. Show it to your children. M-Dizzle and Toasty even suggest going to shopping malls and showing it to unsupervised children.

Disclaimer: M-Dizzle and Toasty always disagree with all of their lyrics and track descriptions, but they especially disagree with this one.

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I open up the doors/time to get this club bumpin'
Fake ID in my hand/I'm frontin'
I still feel sad about my ex-girlfriend
Time to drown out my feelings in something harder than gin

I take a shot of everclear/pass it on to Toasty
It's time to make this club/a little bit smokey
Now we're crossfaded and I'm lovin' life
Except my ex-girlfriend/wanted her to be my wife

Hey lady/pickup line
She isn't feelin' it
Tries to take my dime
Yo lady that's my/cocaine
Try to steal it/insane

So I pull out my cutlass ready to cut a lass
When I'm done/'bout to go home and cuddle ass
When I realize/I don't have a girlfriend
I need something to drown out these feelins

Not gin/not vodka
I need somethin' a little bit/stronger
I need something/clear as ever/in case that wasn't clear
It's everclear

Everclear/more everclear
Shots on shots on shots on shots of freaking everclear
Eyes glassy/see through like everclear
'Bout to throw up/don't care/everclear

Yo/I feel a little tipsy
I don't even know what I'm thinking
I can't be that drunk/only had 12 shots
I'm not gonna puke not on my watch(whilst vomiting)

Yo pass the mic to Toasty
Yo/you don't that look good
Yushuseeactur

It's Toasty/caught the mic from M-Dizzle
Time for solidarity/shots for my bro
I'll take a little sip right now
Tastes like battery acid goin' down
Doesn't matter/I'm doin' this for him
I'll take three more shots/and some gin

Woah, that was harsh
I don't know where to start
Woooooords

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from Nice Try, Haters, released February 25, 2015

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M-Dizzle and Toasty Walla Walla, Washington

We are the most super-hardcore amateur rappers in the Walla Walla Valley and possibly everywhere else too.

If you want us to sell out, please contact us. We would be happy to change everything about us for money.

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