Name: Confessions
Duration: P00H03M07S
Description: M-Dizzle and Toasty confess all their darkest secrets. Listen to it now before it is on the cover of People magazine!

Confessions

from Nice Try, Haters by M-Dizzle and Toasty

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M-Dizzle and Toasty confess all their darkest secrets. Listen to it now before it is on the cover of People magazine!

lyrics

Confessions, friends
I got a lot to say
And not all of this is going to go my way
I don't want to tell this truth/but I know I hav'ta
It's my duty as the realest rappa

Number One: Santa isn't real
I just found this out a couple days ago
It's mind blowing when you think about it
I mean how could he deliver all them presents

But M-Dizzle/what about the elves
Yeah, turns out they also aren't real
I went to Google Earth/looked up the North Pole
Turns out it's mostly water and a couple of seals

What about the reindeer/hate to break your heart
But they don't exist either/do you got any smarts
Screw you science/for telling us lies
But I'm glad I got the truth out/just in time

We cannot hide,
We cannot hide,
Our secrets.
We cannot hide,
these secrets anymore.
And so we tell

My confessions, I'm not made of Toast,
and of all the drinks, I fear Coke the most.
I'm not, selling jokes this is serious,
I only have one eye, Nick Furious-ly
Trying to save the world, 'cause I think the skies fallin'
And also, my role model? Joseph Stalin.
I wish that I lived in a Communist utopia
'Cause Capitalist Pigs, are my phobia.
All the hair upon my head, yeah you know that's Rogain
Always ask for Hank Hill when I buy Propane
Do drugs with homies, snort that Bro-Caine
When I'm eating out get gluten free No Grain!
Got paid with a check one time, so I threw it to the floor 'cause I wanna see it bounce.
I's on Westside of Portland lookin for an elevator take me uptown.
I'm so embarrassed, and feeling garish,
I wanna parish, from telling you all these true confessions.

We cannot hide,
We cannot hide,
Our se-crets.
We cannot hide,
We cannot hide,
Our secrets.
We cannot hide,
Our secrets anymore,
That's why we told
Confessions
To
You.

credits

from Nice Try, Haters, released February 25, 2015

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M-Dizzle and Toasty Walla Walla, Washington

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